Hi, my name is not convexer and this is my garbage site. I created this site
because I wanted a place where I could be my full & terrible self without
worrying too hard about making a positive impression.
Topics of interest include personal shit, gender politics, regular politics,
and the modern workplace. I don’t really proofread my posts, so let me know if
I say anything that’s just wrong.
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“If I have peed farther, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.”
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2025-07-11 :
Texts from the DMV today
Shoutout to the lady blasting like 8 bit techno music in line at the dmv your contribution is appreciated
Check the dmv website. Says rental contract doesnt need to be notarized unless handwritten. Came to dmv. Said needs to be notarized
Said policy changed 2mo ago but they havent updated website yet
Find nearest notary. It’s just some gal at her house. Pay 30 to have it notarized
Gal says when she is feeling well she just sits at the dmv and does people’s rental contracts on the spot
Power move
Literally the essence of hustle. Gave me her card and said give this to anyone you meet in line who needs it
The bottom of the barrel
This is my site’s <footer> section, aka the bottom of
the barrel, which was already filled with garbage.
Right now we are dual-hosted:
If you are viewing my garbage at
convexer.neocities.org , then you
are on the legacy URL and the following Neocities hosting attribution
applies:
If you are viewing my garbage at the canonical domain
then don’t look at the logo above. Unsee it!
Ways to get in touch:
You can email me at convexer@proton.me
You can post shit on the guestbook
You can read and complain about source code for this page here on Codeberg , probably
You can also find me on
the 32-Bit Cafe forum, username convexer:
convexer’s dumpster site
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