convexer’s dumpster site

Hi, my name is not convexer and this is my garbage site. I created this site because I wanted a place where I could be my full & terrible self without worrying too hard about making a positive impression.

Topics of interest include personal shit, gender politics, regular politics, and the modern workplace. I don’t really proofread my posts, so let me know if I say anything that’s just wrong.

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“If I have peed farther, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.”

:  Texts from the DMV today

  • Shoutout to the lady blasting like 8 bit techno music in line at the dmv your contribution is appreciated
  • Check the dmv website. Says rental contract doesnt need to be notarized unless handwritten. Came to dmv. Said needs to be notarized
  • Said policy changed 2mo ago but they havent updated website yet
  • Find nearest notary. It’s just some gal at her house. Pay 30 to have it notarized
  • Gal says when she is feeling well she just sits at the dmv and does people’s rental contracts on the spot
  • Power move
  • Literally the essence of hustle. Gave me her card and said give this to anyone you meet in line who needs it