convexer’s dumpster site

Hi, my name is not convexer and this is my garbage site. I created this site because I wanted a place where I could be my full & terrible self without worrying too hard about making a positive impression.

Topics of interest include personal shit, gender politics, regular politics, and the modern workplace. I don’t really proofread my posts, so let me know if I say anything that’s just wrong.

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“If I have peed farther, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.”

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Me to my friend: I had the best therapy session the other day. She was asking all these hard fucking questions, and I was like, “Why do you always ask me such hard questions?” And she was like, “That’s what you pay me for.”

Friend: What did she ask you?

Me: She asked me why it was so important to me that so-and-so have a good opinion of me.

Friend: That’s literally exactly what I asked you two weeks ago.

Me: Would you like to be my therapist?

Friend: No.