Hi, my name is not convexer and this is my garbage site. I created this site
because I wanted a place where I could be my full & terrible self without
worrying too hard about making a positive impression.
Topics of interest include personal shit, gender politics, regular politics,
and the modern workplace. I don’t really proofread my posts, so let me know if
I say anything that’s just wrong.
“If I have peed farther, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.”
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Coffee fuckup
Last night, I was setting up Mr. Coffee and accidentally pressed Brew Now instead
of Brew Later, and ended up staring down the barrel of a full pot of coffee at 9 p.m.
My girlfriend talked me out of drinking it, but my sleep was already ruined:
the tantalizing scent had already found its way to the bedroom, and thoughts of morning
kept me up late.